I’ve learned a lot of things in the past 10 months, as well as picked up some bad habits. I can now walk (with assistance), feed myself, and say the word “Dad” (I have no idea what it means or how to use it in a sentence but I can say it randomly throughout the day as a verb, noun, or as an adjective). Unfortunately I have also acquired an insatiable draw to stairs, electrical plugs, the dog’s face, and gin and tonics. Actually, the last one is more Mom’s vice, but I figured I’d throw it on the list anyways. I realize that I’m just a baby and the standards are a little different, but in addition to these vices I have also picked up an awfully bad habit. Just between us…I hate to admit it but I literally poop my pants a couple times a DAY. Luckily Mom and Dad have become accustomed to this little “problem” and have wrapped me up in easily replaceable cotton shorts. The cotton shorts help “absorb” my problem but really make my ass look huge. Too much badonk in this baby donk.
1) Learn how to walk by myself (a simple “step” but should lead to all sorts of fun).
2) Be up in the gym just working on my fitness.
3) Whip my hair back and forth (once my hair actually grows in…).
4) Try to understand Dubstep (it seems to baffle Mom).
5) Teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
And,
6) Learn more creative ways to enrage, exacerbate, and frustrate my parents while still being able to flash a quick smile, giggle, or blink of my beautiful blue eyes to turn them to mush.
Cheers to a great upcoming year!
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