My Future 2.0

I know that I have been only alive for under a year but I think it is time that I really start to think about what I would like to do with my life.  Dad and I have been spit-balling a couple ideas based on what we feel are my strong suits.  First Dad wanted me to be a hair dresser but I think that was only because he hates paying people to cut his hair.  He suggested that we call the business ”Veronica`s House of Hair”.  I wasn’t too big on this idea.  Then he suggested that I become a chef but again I think this is just because he likes to eat.  He suggested that the business be called ”Ronnie`s House of Meat”.  I’m sensing a pattern here with Dad’s business names.  I then suggested to Dad that I could do both and open a business called ”Ronnie`s Top Cuts”.  He said that some people might find buying meat and getting their hair cut in the same place a little gross.  How was I supposed to know?

Back to my strong suits.  Since all I do (when I'm not eating or sleeping) is move around the house, we can obviously assume that I`m going to be very athletic.  With so many sports to choose from, it is a little tough.  I`ve narrowed it down to either tennis or swimming because I`m built like Anna Kournikova and I look great in a bathing suit.  Dad had suggested golf but Mom said something about me not being ”butchy” enough.

In conclusion, watch out tennis or swimming world!  As soon as I get better at walking and/or learn to swim, you have a new competitor.  You have been warned.

PS:  Please note that it was Dad that dressed me up in this hockey jersey.  Another desperate attempt to get me in to sports.....