World Domination

I will lead the resistance.  Follow me.  We will defend the vast Canadian shield with our Mad Max style strollers.  Bring me your weak and weary.  They can take our sippy cups, but they can’t take our freedom!!

Our first stop is my boyfriend Seneca’s house (he can walk – that may come in handy).  We pick him up, then we hit the toy store (for supplies), he’ll ask “Ronnie, what are we going to do tonight?”  And I’ll respond “The same thing we do every night, Seneca - try to take over the world.”  I will then laugh manically (though it will probably just sound like a high pitch squeal…. I’m working on that).

The first phase of my world domination has already started.  By circulating adorable pictures of myself, I will in turn lull the world into submission.  They will never see phase two of my plan coming.  Phase two entails lasers, time travel, squeaky toys, mind control and obviously afternoon naps.  Who can really function properly without a nap after lunch?

Once phase two is complete and I have successfully taken over the world, the following plans will be implemented:

1)  The worldwide supply of broccoli will be increased.  I love that stuff.

2)  Short haircuts will be mandatory.  At least until my hair grows in.  Then this might be negotiable.

3)  Dad’s will be given mandatory paid leave from work to hang out with their kids (amount of chasing and subsequent tickling required is still open for discussion).

4)  The Sound of Music Soundtrack will be distributed to each household.  Upon any domestic disturbance or difficulties falling sleep, the occupants will be directed to play said soundtrack.

5)  I will be allowed to stand up in the bathtub.  No questions asked.  Damn the consequences. 

Vest – Hand knit from Aunty Sandy

Jeans – Joe Fresh
Boots - Robeez